You know youre a parent when…

You know you’re a parent (or more specifically, a mom) when:

1. You’re out to dinner with your husband when he spills some food on his shirt, and you reach for the baby wipes in your purse.

2. You’re with friends and as they discuss episodes from Grey’s Anatomy, you find yourself jumping in with”that reminds me of something that happened on Hannah Montana!”

3. You find yourself singing the Barney theme song in the shower.

4. A co-worker gets a paper cut, and you hand them a Spiderman bandage from your bag and say “Here, for your ouchy”.

5. Every room in your house has a toy somewhere on the floor.

6. The CD in your car’s CD player right now is “Kids Bop 9″.

7. There are goldfish crackers under your car’s mats.

8. The last 5 movies you’ve seen were all rated G.

9. You know all the words to the SpongeBob theme song, and you find yourself singing it while you’re making dinner.

10. You have stayed up until 1 am baking cupcakes for a school bake sale.

11. You drive a minivan.

12. You have those stickers representing each of your kids on the back window of your minivan.

13. There is a Ziploc full of Cheerios in your purse as we speak.

14. You have a bottle of antibacterial cleanser in your purse, and one in your car, and one in the kitchen, and one in the bathroom.

15. You use baby wipes to clean every kind of stain off of every kind of surface.

16. You find yourself screaming “Calgon, take me away!” at least once a week.

17. You find yourself watching cartoons, even when you’re kids aren’t around.

18. The last book you read was “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie”.

19. You went to put on your shoes this morning and found a Transformers toy inside of one.

20. You’ve had to cut gum out of someone’s hair at least once.

21. You have told someone you were going to “My Gym” and they actually thought you were going to workout!

22. You get upset when you get a Happy Meal toy repeated.

23. You’ve voluntarily ridden in a bus full of screaming children to chaperone a field trip.

24. You have drawn a smiley face on a paper bag lunch.

And the final way you know you’re a mom is:

25. You wouldn’t change any of these things for all the money in the world!