TV show reviews: Robot Chicken

Robot Chicken is Lame

People who think that show is funny should be beaten with dead birds and forced to have pumpkin innards shoved in their pants. People that are painfully unfunny and take the greatness that is random humor, bastardizing it to write that show. If you like the randomness of ATHF, Venture Bros. or Harvey Birdman sight gags then you would expect to enjoy a show in which that was the main premise. YOU ARE WRONG. You are subjugated to fifteen minutes of drivel that may have been funny whenno, it was never funny. Putting eighties cartoon icons in situations is not the key to humor! Man ok like Optimus Prime in a crazy hat oh man EL-OH-EL wow that was way funnee! Cripes we have word for people that write Robot Chicken in Philly: Tools.

Seth Green though connected to Family Guy and what else, I don’t know Idle Hands is not funny nor has he ever been. Folks stop trying to constantly boost his ego, those of you are the people that think Nick Lachey and Carrot Top have talent. They are the people that watch the bug zapper or NASCAR and mindlessly lick their teeth saying “yep”. Cretin, I think would be an apt word. Randomness is funny when it revolves around something but a random blurb, a panda with a piece of cheese, okwell and then what? Wait it’s over? Wow. I think I would rather watch the Turkish Business Hour.

Now that I think about it, Robot Chicken came out in a group of crap from Cartoon Network. Twelve oz Mouse, Tom Goes to the Mayor and some other rubbish I can’t seem to recall due to me being far too livid. All those shows were like producers didn’t even try, just reached a pudgy hand into a box of Toastee Oats and pulled out a sparkly card with “crudely drawn mouse and shark” written on it. Man people I know you have small attention spans but you mouth breathers have to step it up so Andy Milonakis doesn’t get anymore work.